He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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