Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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