hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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