Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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