We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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