They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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