So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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