he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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