On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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