im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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