yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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