Whod you bang
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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