Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Shame - the story of my life.
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