Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have post one night stand depression
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