Me. At least after what I've been through.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
