Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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