I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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