There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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