I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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