Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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