Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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