standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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