Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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