Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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