even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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