That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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