yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Randomize
