Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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