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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?

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(310): View more from California

so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.

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(415): View more from California

I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there

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(516): View more from New York

The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.

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(727): View more from Florida

After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.

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(801): View more from Utah

I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."

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