3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.