My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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