The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Operation Purity has been aborted
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We talked him into tasing himself.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
