I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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