They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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