I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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