I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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