They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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