I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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