that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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