plz talk dirty to me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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