See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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