I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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