As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
