You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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