So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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