went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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