Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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