Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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