you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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