I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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