People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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