they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it glows. i had to have it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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