Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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