drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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