Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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