once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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