Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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