I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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