That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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