he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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